Friday, September 17, 2010

Advice

I'm not writing this because I want to.

Actually scratch that, yes I am.

Back by popular demand(if one person counts as popular demand), one of my friends of whom shall remain anonymous asked me: "Yibo, how the SHIT am I meant to stop liking someone who doesn't like me because they like their games too much?"

Well fear not, you've asked the the absolute wrong person for this kind of advice but I shall still give it nonetheless.

True, I do like playing my games and for that reason it shall be a very long time before I get truly laid but NEVERTHELESS, I still stick by my initial statement that I am the wrong person to ask for any sort of relationship advice as my life has been a story of failed crushes. Anyway here are the various ways I would recommend for you to stop liking someone:

1.Play some DotA
2.Play some Starcraft 2

Out of the two initial options above, I would definitely recommend the second one as Starcraft 2 is more than a game. It is for that very reason why I will fail all my exams and end up as a bum on the streets but I hope I will dive into this enough so that Aiur will save me and make me a zealot.

3. Try talking to that guy and maybe the relationship will work out(unlikely)
4. Play some more Starcraft 2
5. Exponentially increase your social life so that you stop thinking about that person
6. Play even more Starcraft 2
7. Try to mentally block that person from entering your thoughts and train your mind to be so that inception does not happen to you
8. Just play Starcraft 2, best option by far

I'm off to play some Starcraft 2 and I hope this post helped whoever you are with any possible relationship problems you have.

NOTE: This post is solely intended for amusing myself and any others who may find this amusing and should be actually be taken to any degree of seriousness. However do play Starcraft 2.